Bingo Babe Talk

BARACK OBAMA:
The Bingo Babe changed Bingo Hall because it was time for a CHANGE! The Bingo Babe wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that Bingo Babe changed her Bingo Hall because she recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the Bingo Babes in all the other Bingo Halls.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that Bingo Babe to have the right to change her hall. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every Bingo Babe in this country has the opportunity she deserves to change her Bingo Hall if she wants to. But then, this really isn’t about me……

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this Bingo Babe won’t realize that she must first deal with the problem in this Bingo Hall before she goes looking for problems in all the OTHER Bingo Halls. What we need to do is help her realize how stupid she’s acting by not taking on her ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that this Bingo Babe is having problems winning, which is why she wants to change Bingo Halls so Badly. So instead of having this Bingo Babe learn from her mistakes and possibly lose her money, which is a part of life, I’m going to
give this Bingo Babe a new car so that she can just drive to any other Bingo hall she wants.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the Bingo Babe changed her Bingo Hall. We just want to know if this Bingo Babe is in our Bingo Hall or not. This Bingo Babe is either playing against us, or with us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the Bingo Babe going into an unauthorized Bingo hall…

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a Bingo Babe, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other Bingo Hall.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the Bingo Babe change her Bingo hall, I am now against it! It was the wrong Bingo Hall to choose, and I was misled about the Bingo Babe’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That Bingo Babe changed Bingo halls because she’s GUILTY! You can see it in her eyes and the way she walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the jackpot from a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that Bingo Babe was going. I had a chance to unload my stock in that Bingo hall before the payouts dropped to a certain level. No Bingo Babe gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the Bingo Babe change her hall? Did she do it without taking a fall? Yes, the Bingo Babe changed her hall. She has every right to, after all.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To play in the rain. Alone…

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the Bingo Babe changed her Bingo Hall. Somebody told us the Bingo Babe was going to change her Bingo Hall, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to this Bingo Babe tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how she experienced a serious case of Bad Bingo Luck, and went on to accomplish her lifelong dream of changing to a new Bingo hall and winning the jackpot prize.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of Bingo Babes to simply change Bingo halls?.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the Bingo Babes in the world changing their Bingo Halls together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eBingoBabe2008, which will not only change your Bingo Hall status, but will Daub your cards, keep an itemized, organized, alphabetized list of your winnings, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Bingo Babe Strategy. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% ……… reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the Bingo Babe really change her Bingo Hall, or did the Bingo Hall change beneath the Bingo Babe?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not Play Bingo with THAT Bingo Babe. What is your definition of playing Bingo?

AL GORE:
I invented the Bingo Hall!

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?